Double Take

I was driving to work about two weeks ago and noticed this:

 The sign reads, "Rockwell Automation". My brain does this thing when I read things too fast. It interprets what I see into either funny words and phrases or new words OR replaces the words and phrases with something my brain likes better, like anime. For example, one time at work something had "Past Due Notice!" printed on it. It was close to lunch and I was hungry. I read it "Pass da Nachos!" Who doesn't love nachos? I do! This is a frequent occurrence in my life.
   
     Back to Rockwell Automation! So, I was whizzing by on my hurried "how the hell am I going to get to work in 15 minutes from here?" kind of way and I saw the sign (and it opened up my eyes! Not really though). On my first pass, it took my brain about 1-3 seconds to realize that a building might have signage stating, "Rockbell Automail". Wait... ROCKBELL AUTOMAIL?

FULL METAL ALCHEMIST ROCKBELL AUTOMAIL?!?!

     How AWESOME would it be to really have something like this in real life? There are people who watch all sorts of NCIS or FBI or CIA shows and dream away in their cubicle about having someone come up to them and tell them that the government needs there certain set of skills for a mission of highest priority. Meanwhile, otaku like me dream of having some man in black tell me that NERV needs my specific set of skills to protect the planet from alien threats!... And my wife can come too. We all have our little fantasies that keep us from going bonkers.  
   
     The next day, I made an effort to look over to the building that had the sign. I was disappointed that it was not Rockbell Automail. Alas, it was Rockwell Automation. A manufacturer of goods that helps with automating the manufacturing industry to make hard labor easier and more OSHA friendly. It made me sad.
   
     To be honest, the world is pretty boring. Most everything serves a purpose and once that purpose has been fulfilled, whatever or whoever is gone. Sad but true. Something like this had so much potential to be great. Sometimes, I just wish we had fantastical things in the world. Hell, I guess that's why I love going to Disneyland so much. Someone can escape into the fantasy and believe that there is a little more magic in life. I honestly want more magic in my life. Therefore...

BRAINBOT! Prepare to Launch!

(*%&^$# Whirling Jet Pack Noises!!! )

There we go. And Viola! Finished!

I think our job is done here for today.

Please share any of your favorite mental misreadings in the comments!

What's in a Name?

Over the weekend, I was talking to my nephew about how Bleach's manga has started to wrap up. He had to concentrate when he explained the shingami blah blah blah form of the yadda yadda that only Ichigo and Aizen can evolve to and fight.

This all lead to a discussion leading back to Dragonball Z. As all of us old dogs remember, every battle for Dragonball seems to go like this:

1. Taunt each other
2. Power up
3. Episode Ends
4. Review of the taunting and power up
5. Throw the first blow
6. Episode Ends
7. Review of the taunting, power up, first blow
8. Training Flashback
9. Episode Ends
10. Review of the taunting, power up, first blow, training flashback
11. Start fighting
12. Episode Ends

So on and so forth where one fight takes up half the season. Awesome. We got to talking about how they seem to always be evolving on and on and on.

It's the ultra form then the Ultra Mega Form and then the Super Ultra Mega Form! then finally the Shin Super Ultra Mega Form el Diablo!!!

If math really is the language of the universe, here's how it works:

1. Form
2. Adjective + Form
3. Adjective + New Adjective + Form
4. Newest Adjective + Adjective +New Adjective + Form
5. Foreign Adjective + Newest Adjective + Adjective +New Adjective + Form + Foreign Phrase in Original Language

It was fun to go over all the different names you could create.

Hey how about you create a few and post them up in the comments.

Till next time!

Steam Punk

It wasn't until my wife introduced me to Epbot that I really knew what Steam Punk was. Jen, who writes that blog, usually has something Steam Punk related, especially since she went to Dragon Con, the East Coast equivalent to our West Coast Comic Con. There are a few things that I have noticed to verify Steam Punkness.

1. Goggles
2. Leather
3. Metal Gears
4. Boots
5. HUGE Weapon!

As the gears were turning in my head, I noticed in a lot of Steam Punk writers never mention anime as a popular visual medium for Steam Punk. Most Americans can recognize Steam Punk with movies like (the wickady wickady ) Wild Wild West, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, or the Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Homes. As for anime...

Last Exile is a pretty cool story pack with Steam Punk-itude. It follows a pilot-navigator combo through an adventure that ends a war, begins a revolution, and changes the tactics of warfare for their world. It has super cool aircraft called vanships. There are general aviation and military vanships. They start as couriers and turn into fighters as the story progesses.
     The history is based in the 1920s-1930s revolution in military flight tactics. These tactics are based on Billy Mitchell's theory of air supremacy, aerial bombing, and air support. Too bad it took Hitler in Spain and the Pearl Harbor attack before anyone in the USA listened to him.

Steamboy! Common, steam is even in it's title! If you look at some of the screenshots and pictures from the actual film, you'll see it's jam packed with more Steam Punk-ocity! I especially love all of the mecha. It's set in the 1890s-ish turn of the century timeframe. All of the mecha is usually steam powered. It ranges from a motorcycle based on one huge ring (someone made a real version), a steam jet platform thingie that flys the main character around, a huge steam powered truck, flying machines, exo-armor, mechanical body parts, and a World Fair house out of Henry Adam's The Virgin and the Dynamo dreams. All in all, the visuals and conceptual ideas are fantastic.




And of course... Hayao Miyazaki, The Walt Disney of Japan.

There are Steam Punk elements throughout these works. Most often it has to do with large cannons and other very WWI type weapons. In his works, there is often a blending of the mechanical and the magical. Hell, in Porko Rosso, he has a pig flying as a fighter pilot. He uses the idea of 'Lost Technology' that sprinkles cross genere from Trinity Blood to Stargate.

But then I also have to give big props to the real Walt Disney... Or really the guys that green lighted this...

I have to say this is my FAVORITE Disney movie, the Mouse consumes enough of my money. I love the Steam Punk-ness of this movie. It has cool submarines and equipment and flying things and adventure and ancient mystic technology and myth and funny and Tommy Lee Jones being evil and AWESOMENESS! It may be domestic, as if we don't make cool stuff too, but it is worth watching. And in my case, over and over and over.

There are many other anime out there that have Steam Punk elements in it i know I've forgotten. 

Leave a comment about a favorite.

 

Re-Launch!

I tried to launch this blog once, but it was flawed. I tried to get all fancy and write waaaaay to literate and above people's head. Since I don't want to be Ezra Pound*, I thought it best to find a topic I love writing about...

Anime!

So here's to the re-launch of the Blog. May it bring followers and spread joy!

*An editor/writer asshole that use to make obscure references two or three times in a line of poetry. Reading his poetry now takes three trips to wikipeadia to even fathom what the hell he's talking about. "Here did they rites, Perimedes and Eurylochus,/ And drawing sword from my hip/ I dug the ell-square pitkin" What the hell is he talking about? What the hell is a pifkin?